I am sure we have all been in situations where you said something as politely as possible but meant something else. In the workplace this is common practice that’s why we thought it would be important to share this information with our readers. This page is dedicated to help communicate your true feelings without losing your job.
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| Business Approved Communication | Translation |
| Yes, we can discuss it | Fantastic another f*cking meeting! |
| I don’t think you understand | You’re a f*cking idiot |
| So, you weren’t happy with it? | Do it yourself you SOB |
| That’s interesting | What the f*ck! |
| Perhaps you should check with… | Tell someone that gives a sh*t |
| He/she is not familiar with the problem | He/she has their head up their a*s |
| I’ll try to get on that | I will forget it as soon as you walk away |
| Are you sure this is a problem? | Who cares at this point |
| I see | I am not a f*cking idiot |
| Of course, I’m interested | Ask if I give a sh*t |
| I guess I can work late | Of course, I have nothing better to do a*shole |
| I think you could use more training | You have no clue what the f*ck you’re doing |
| I’m confident that is not feasible | You’re a complete idiot!!! |
| She is a real go getter | What a ball busting bitch |
| Excuse me sir | You f*cking blind? Get out of my way! |
| I love a challenge | This job sucks! |
| I don’t think that will be a problem | I certainly don’t care if it is a problem |
| Certainly | F*ck this sh*t |
| So, you want me to take care of that? | You’re not my f*cking boss! |
| I wasn’t involved in the project | It’s not my f*cking problem |
| He/she is insensitive | They’re a complete a*shole |
| I’m not sure I can implement this | There is no f*cking way this is getting done |
| I’m busy at the moment | Leave me the f*ck alone |
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