The company I worked for at the time was doing some reorganization with its employees. Instead of laying off some of their skilled employees they moved them into jobs that didn’t require a lot of skill. As an example, they ended their contract with the cleaning company and allowed their skilled employees to start emptying trash, cleaning bathrooms, etc… Since I worked night shift by myself in a very large open cubical area I would get to talk to the cleaning people just about every day.

One night the janitor ran over to my cubical and seemed shaken and out of breath but obviously wanted to tell me about something that just happened. He was telling me that he was in the process of cleaning the women’s bathroom like every other night. He always starts by yelling into the bathroom that he is there to clean the bathroom and wants to make sure there is no women in the bathroom before starting. Once he confirms the bathroom is empty, he puts up a sign stating the bathroom is close. Then he can start cleaning the sinks, toilets, floor, etc… Well on this night when he was finishing up and walking out of the bathroom he was ambushed by people running at him out of the dark corner. He said it caught him off guard. These people instantly ask him, “what are you doing in there”? He replies, “I was cleaning the bathroom”. That’s when he realized the people that ambushed him were from the HR department. They didn’t believe him, so they went in the bathroom and looked around. Then they brought him in and asked why there was cum in every toilet. Yes…. Cum. He was shocked and amazed at their stupidity. He replied, “that’s not cum but the cleaning agent I am using to clean the toilet”. They didn’t believe him until he showed them the cleaning agent and how it reacted when it went into the water. The people from HR told him that they received reports that someone was cumming in every toilet (six of them) in the women’s bathroom. He replied, “I don’t think that is physically possible for a male to cum that many times in a row”. After a short interaction with HR they let him go and I was the first person he ran to share his story. I was shocked as well, and I am pretty sure I said something like, “don’t they have anything better to do”?